Mood:  caffeinated

This amazing way of life for tubas* is from uncyclopedia.com, an ubercool website where funnyness is mixed with facts and more uberfunniness. 

(random comment) I uberseverely enjoy tubas, although they are not as fantastic as trombones. 

MANDI OUT

 *May also apply to trombone players except for rules 1, 3, and 7**. 

**May apply if the word tuba is changed to trombone.