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DO NOT READ

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the writers and editors of this blog (ME) are not responsible for any injury to the eyes that may occur upon reading.  JK

JUST KIDDING, GO AHEAD AND READ!!

I AM SO SORRY MY NOW UNFAITHFUL READERS

IF ANYONE STILL READS THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A BLOG I WILL BE AMAZED!

ANYWAY, BECAUSE I HAVE NOT BLOGGED IN SO LONG AND THE WONDERFUL MEMORIES ARE NO LONGER FRESH IN MY MIND, I SHALL JUST START FROM TODAY, AUGUST 12TH. 

ACTUALLY I SHALL START FROM YESTERDAY AUGUST 10TH. 

HA HA I GOTCHA, YOU BELIEVED THAT YESTERDAY WAS 2 DAYS AGO. 

IF YA DIDN'T, YOU WILL!!! I AM AWARE THAT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.

 I AM ACTUALLY STARTING ON AUGUST 11TH, WHICH WAS YESTERDAY!!!

AUGUST 11TH

So, my friend Afton invited me over to this camp out thing at her house.  I had never been to Afton's house before (this is a rather insignificant fact compared to how awesomely fun it was).  So it being summer and everyone being super bored, even me.  (YES, I KNOW,,, MANDI GETS BORED?!?!?!?!?) IT HAPPENS PEOPLE!, ANYWAY, I RSVPed.  I came, slightly afraid of Afton and a sleepover in close proximity, Afton is very random and hyper, JUST LIKE ME.  ANYWAY (I EASILY GET OFF TOPIC, LIKE THIS ONE TIME......OH, DARN), SO I GOT THERE WITH MEL, SHE DIDN'T HAVE A RIDE, AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS ALREADY THERE.  THERE WERE SEVEN OF US PLUS AFTON'S 2 SISTERS.  WE JUST HUNG OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.  THEN WE WENT DOWN TO THIS PARK AT A NEARBY SCHOOL.  WE STOLE CORN.  ACTUALLY KRYSTA STOLE CORN.  THEN SHE GAVE IT AWAYKRYSTA IS THIS HYPER-ACTIVE (IN THE QUESTIONABLE WAY) UBER-TALL SUPERSKINNY GIRL WHO OFTEN GETS ON PEOPLE'S NERVES.  SHE'S USUALLY OK THOUGH.   ANYWAY, WE GOT TO THE PLAYGROUND WITH OUR CORN AND DO WHAT ALL 13 YEAR OLDS DO WHILE ON A PLAYGROUND, WATCH  OUR FRIENDS TRY TO FIT IN THESE RIDICUOUSLY SMALL CONTRAPTIONS MEANT FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF PEOPLE HALF OUR SIZE.  (HEY JUST TELL ME IF MY CAPS-LOCK ADDICTION GETS TOO OVERBEARING). I decided I was determined to climb up a slide, unfortunately every time I attempted the near-impossible feat Krysta would decide to go down the slide.  In turn, I would scramble down the slide, trying not to get hit Krysta's 85 pound body.  Once I managed to get about halfway up the slide without Krysta's knowing.  She found out and tried to drag me back down the slide with my flip-flop.  It came off and Krysta threw it in a recently plowed (or whatever you do to fields, I disinterest farmers) field.  It took me like 10 minutes to find my flip-flop.  (COUGH, COUGH KRYSTA)  Then FINALLY, AFTER ALL THOSE MINUTES I MADE IT UP THE SLIDE.  TRIUMPHANT AT LAST.  IT STARTED TO GET DARK, THOUGH SO WE HAD TO GO BACK TO AFTON'S HOUSE. 

WE GOT BACK TO AFTON'S HOUSE LIKE 30 MINUTES LATER, after collecting much greenery, I might add.  When we got there, Afton's dad Bill, had a campfire going.  We all went inside and made Banana Boats.  If you don't know what these are I don't blame you cuz before yesterday I didn't.  They are slightly hollowed out bananas filled with caramel, chocolate, peanut butter, and marshmallow.  Then you roll it in tin foil and put it next to the fire.  They are full of marshmallowy goodness!!!  Then a couple people made smore's and the others went in.  Me, never ever having enough sugar obviously stayed to make smore's.  Eventually everyone left but me and Krysta.  She wasn't so bad this time.  No shoes of mine being thrown.  I eventually went in because I wanted to socialize more.  I probably shouldn't have left Krysta all alone with fire, but nothing bad came of it so I don't feel so bad. 

I went inside and all of us just kinda hung out and Afton made like 60 pizza rolls.  They were gone within minutes.  This part was kinda uneventful though so I will just skip to the part where we went to the tent.  

So we went up to the tent, carrying with us a whole bunch of seventeen magazines (who doesn't read seventeen) and crackers.  So we went up there, Krysta fell asleep (thank goodness) and we read a whole bunch of magazines and mocked like every article, especially the ones that gave romance advice.  Then we messed with Afton's phone (it reads her messages) and made it say things, Afton really enjoyed it reading swear words.  Then we all got really tired and tried to fall asleep.  This was at about 3 in the morning.  Except me and Mel and Afton didn't have sleeping bags so we were forced to share one pillow and 2 blankets, one big and one small.  So Afton started yelling at everyone else to share some blankets.  She was like, "You Are SO WARM! You Are SO WARM!" Sometime after this Krysta woke up.  Her sleeping bag was right next to this other girl, Cheyenne's.  Krysta squirmed and poked Cheyenne in the eye.  Then Afton was like YOU ARE SO WARM! Krysta then screams, "we are so warm, OUR EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!"  Then Afton just gets madder, and screams you are so warm! By this time Nichelle and Danielle are fast asleep.  Then Cheyenne yells "WE ARE SO WARM, WE ARE BLEEDING INTERALLY!"  Then I, wanting to be involved in the argument screams "I'll SHOW YOU INTERNALLY BLEEDING!!"  Which gets Krysta to say "I'LL INTERNALLY BLEEDING YOU".  This chaos goes on for about a half hour. After a while, Nichelle and Danielle kinda stir and hear our comotion.  Nichelle pulls a pillow and a blanket out from under her feet and throws them at Afton.  We all settle down, Me and Afton still kinda cold and Mel asleep.  After awhile we all fall asleep. 

At about 10 am we woke up.  First Krysta and Cheyenne went in, then Dani and Nichelle, then finally me, Afton, and Mel.  I don't think anyone had breakfast.  Then we watched Krysta play Spyro on Afton's playstation.  As annoying as that girl can be sometimes, she is amazingly good at video games.  It is truly scary.  Anyway we did that while Afton set up these two games to play to pass the time.  There was a scavenger hunt and tug of war.  Each team won once.  Then we went to Afton's trampoline and bounced for a little bit.  Then Krysta had to leave.  Then we went back to Afton's house and watched her little sister Jane play Spyro.  I got a try. I didn't even learn how to play.  I was just pushing buttons.  I blew up a whole bunch of stuff.  IT WAS REALLY FUN.  I AM NOW IN LOVE WITH SPYRO.  Then we went up to Afton's room and read even more magazines.  After a while Cheyenne had to leave.  After she left we made 30 more pizza rolls.  Then we just kinda hung out.  Then we had 30 more pizza rolls.  I <3 PIZZA ROLLS!!!!!  Then we all went on the trampoline and jumped some more.  Then Dani and Nichelle had to go, leaving just Me, Mel, and Afton.  We jumped around and me and Afton rolled.  IT WAS FUN!!!!  Then we went inside and ate Chinese food.  I don't really like Chinese food, though.  I tried to look pleasant, it didn't really work though.  Then my dad came to pick me up.  I then got on the computer and started this very blog entry.  GO BLOGGING!!!!

MANDI OUT